Sea Sponge Duck

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He lives in a pineapple under your desk. Say hello to the Sea Sponge Duck: an impossibly yellow, square-panted, eternally optimistic sponge-duck hybrid who’s ready to flip patties, chase jellyfish, and blow bubbles directly into your soul. Those giant sky-blue eyes are permanently locked in maximum excitement mode, tiny red tie perfectly straight, brown square pants proudly worn like he pays rent on them (he doesn’t). 3D printed in ridiculous detail with buttery-smooth PLA, hand-painted in that iconic saturated yellow with just the right amount of sea-spray speckles. His little sock garters are crisp, his grin is unhinged in the best way, and his whole vibe radiates pure, unfiltered chaos and joy. Put him anywhere and watch the room’s serotonin skyrocket. Your coworkers will start saying “I’m ready!” unironically. Your plants will grow faster. Your other figures will immediately ask where the Krabby Patties are. This is not a collectible.

This is a tiny walking burst of sunshine with webbed feet and zero chill. Limited run, because there’s only one sponge who can pull off square pants and still be this cool. Grab him before he runs off to go jellyfishing at the bottom of your shelf. I’m ready… I’m ready… I’m ready… for you to adopt this absolute menace. 🧽🦆🫧